The Heart Never Lies

k-ill:

basically all my sentences start with one of these

• ok so
• basically
• omG 
• no but seriously
• actually
• ok
• wow
• ok wow (or wow ok)
• wait
• but wait
• no wait
• wait what
• guys
• i mean
• oh wow
• so like
• dude
• hahahha

(Source: africans)

jedangi:

jepicnessoverloadx:

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: hahaitspeter)

rosuu:

lokitkat:

loki-laufeyson-is-my-king:

deduction019:

imadeyoucoffeejawn:

realparadoxsocks:

loki-the-hornstar:

your-daughter:

A Teleiophile is an adolescent or young adult which is attracted to mature adults.

Yeah, definitely me. 

Most people on tumblr….

lol

uhhhh, NO. Pfft? Me?? A Teleiophile?? Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha.

YES.

h0odrich:

i call my eyebrows romeo and juliet bc theyre not allowed to be together

instagrampa:

instagrampa:

I had to describe myself in three words on my USC application and I couldn’t think of a good third word so I just wrote “cat” and I planned on changing it but I forgot and sent it in. 

I did not get into USC.

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”